I received this message yesterday and I have no idea how to decipher it:

I ask you if you do not allow me to use the photos os his model “Addison” I allow myself much you use it on my orkut-fake. I hope deiche.Thank you already, I hope answers. Kisses 😀

I just replied with “No” since that seems pretty easy to translate.

And you know how we got rid of cable, and phone, and internet (I’ve been mooching off our neighbors wi-fi)?

Well, Brighthouse is stopping by today to reconnect it all because apparently we are dependent on technology to get us through our everyday lives and can’t stand to be without it.

At least we saved money for a month!

Oh, what was that? Tired of photos, you say?

Too bad! It’s all I’m doing.