i had a dream last night noah wyle took me to this warehouse where modeling agents were and they talked and decided i wasn’t too fat to work for them. then they pulled out this really ugly banana yellow wig i would have to wear. i asked what i would be modeling if i went to work for them and they said “your proud breasts” so i left…… i don’t know what it means though….. and how can boobs be “proud”?

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